Re: Wife Wanted w/scope?

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: You have way too much free time since you gave up your mayoral duties :) : Oh and I had a pair of Barred Owls here in NC last weekend... : : : A beautiful morning (4 more stinkin' hours) was spent wandering aimlessly in search of the Black-faced Grassquit at Long Pine Key Campground. I was joined by several familiar and some new lost souls. I wonder why they seem to be avoiding me? You may have already guessed, no enchilada. I have tried the following methods with absolutely no results: : : 1. Walking forward at a slow rate of speed : : 2. Walking forward at a fast rate of speed : : 3. Walking backwards at a slow rate of speed : : 4. Walking backwards at a fast rate of speed : : 5. Skipping along while whistling the theme song : : from Bridge over the River Kwai : : 6. Driving at idle speed with my windows down while : : playing Barry Manilow's Greatest Hits : : 7. Driving at idle speed with my windows up : : 8. Driving 25 MPH with my windows down while playing : : Slim Whitman's Greatest Hits.Not even a Grassquit : : should be subjected to such torture : : 9. Driving 25 MPH with my windows up : : 10.Walking slowly with rosary beads in hand : : 11.Walking slowly chanting Hare Krishna, Krishna, : : Krishna : : All potential wives please forward resumes. Must own a boat and father must own a liquor store.Must be a birder. Ex-wives of birders need not apply. Warning. I have a lot of baggage. : : Life is good............knowing that the Palm Warblers have finally arrived. : :

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